Yeah, we've been gone a while, we know. That life thing gets in the way sometimes.But we've got a good Sophia-ism to welcome you back. In the car with Geert the other day, she relays chunks of a heaven-and-hell conversation she'd recently had with Cindy. Only some information appeared to have gotten lost along the way...
"When I get to heaven, I'll see you up there, right, dad?"
"Sure. We'll all get to hang out there."
"Good, 'cause if you don't go to heaven, you go to Green Hills."
For the non-Nashvillians, here's the Wikipedia entry on Green Hills, where the mall (pictured above) is the material, spiritual and commuting center. Wikipedia is much too nice and factual, though. It should say something more along the lines of, "Well, there's only one main road in and out and it's clogged like a cheeseburger lover's arteries from 7 in the morning till 6 at night. Oh, and good luck turning left without an arrow. Yeah, you can take some back roads, but that'll take just as long because every alley has a stop sign."
The little girl may have nailed it more than she knew.
